Last modified: July 26, 2012

The Full Package: Men of the MBMA Revealed

full package handbill

Our homies at the Minneapolis Bicycle Messenger Association, just sent this over:

The girlfriends of the Minneapolis Bike Messenger Association (MBMA), in collaboration with One on One Bike Studio, are proud to offer up their men and announce the debut of a project so delightfully erotic, you may be enticed to hop in the saddle for a nice, long ride with the next strappin’ young cyclist that bikes by. ‘The Full Package: Men of the MBMA Revealed’ is the grittiest 2013 calendar of tactful erotica showcasing Minneapolis’ finest and fastest cycle couriers. You know what they look like sopping wet with sweat from a hard day’s work--now see what that chamois cream is really made for. They’ve got the legs and we’ve got the spreads.

Thanks to the generous support of One on One and the U of M Printing Services, 100% of the money received for this calendar will benefit the NACCC returning to Minneapolis in 2014! Just $10 will deliver you 13 months of the hottest hips and the perkiest nips Minneapolis messengers have to offer.

If you’re feeling extra anxious for a satisfying centerfold to hold, be sure to meet some of these bicycle babes at the Cycle Messenger World Championship in Chicago August 2-5! Mr. September himself will be mannin’ the Trash Bags tent, and the girlfriends of MBMA will be slingin’ out some sizzling calendars for your viewing pleasure. And, if you’re lucky, maybe one of these (unattached) sweet things will be willing to share just exactly how they pump those muscles so quickly for efficient delivery, day AND night.

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